Sunday, July 15, 2007

and i keep going



i have been in kahootz with auntie, trying to get her to convince my mama that i need to model, but so far no luck.


i even got auntie to buy me these awesome sunglasses, thinking there was NO WAY i would be denied my calling in these, but nope, no go.

the cute motherload



oh yes, i struck gold with these and i knew it ! eyes were practically melting all over buzzard's bay, but i just kept going.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

so mom and auntie do this thing


where they take me to this weird big store, with generally pretty awesome music, where they shop and shop and shop and hi-five and kiss me and swing me around and pretend to drop me and then they tickle me and then if i cry i get fed and then they shop more and then they finally get tired after like 3 hours unless of course they got dunkin donuts fresh brewed quicalicious ice tea in which case it's like 4 hours before they stop.


so in the middle of this whirlwind, auntie takes a picture.


I LOVE IT AT SAVERS!

i've got a way with the ladies


come here often?

hola


hola mi amigos!



i will let you in on a little secret


while i am at "daycare", i am actually learning how to fly a helicopter.


what my folks don't realize is that i have have been enrolled in a secret program for the specially gifted.


here i have learned to pilot a helicopter, swim in a pool, and speak 45 languages.







i am counting the days until nana and grampy visit


31 days until i get to see nana & grampy byam!!!


until then i will continue to practice my model looks and giant gummy smile.


i do have a little tiny bit of tooth coming thru, but i feel it will only enhance

my robert redford good looks.


i am cute, oh yes i am



so let's see, what has changed since i last checked in with you homies....

I AM TALL!


i really like plums, and my mom is surprised that i also like peas.


mom doesn't like vegetables at all, but my auntie does, so i must be getting


it from her!





i spent an afternoon at my auntie's store, and everyone LOVED me and said i was SO CUTE.


state the obvious why don't you.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

I MEAN REALLY, HOW CUTE AM I?

i look so much like my mom in this picture, which is pretty good for me (don't get me wrong, my dad is also model handsome) yup, i'm advanced.

to sum it up, this is just getting plain embarrasing for other children of planet earth.


get ready jake fans of the world!

special thanks to mike and karen for this video....

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

hi again




sorry my auntie has been slacking with the updates but truthfully it is only because she is spending lots of time with me!


we hung out friday night while mom & dad went to an "end of school year" party.
so let's see...what did we do all night?


i talked to nana & grandpy on the videophone....that was pretty cool.


i got in my walker saucer, sped around the living room for a bit. buster and ginger better watch out because i can really motor in that thing.


played the piano, which i am pretty good at if i must say.


ended the night with a photoshoot with auntie in the mirror then i totally crashed from all the excitement (she couldn't get a non-fuzzy photo of us because she couldn't stop laughing at all of my model posing).


anyways, it was fun, i like auntie.
thank you mike for taking this great picture of me today (wearing my hat backwards gives me street cred)!


Wednesday, May 16, 2007

thank you mike!


special shout out to "uncle" mike and "auntie" karen for taking such good care of me during the day!




Saturday, May 12, 2007

auntie can't figure out how to make these pictures full-size.
:(



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this may win an award.

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a BIG thank you to mike for sending me these pictures!!!
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Monday, May 7, 2007

what are you looking at?
just chillin' with my dad.
hahaa. i know.

BEER!


a little dark, but i thought it was worth a view.


Saturday, May 5, 2007

e=mc2....


A fast-moving object moving at near to the speed of light cannot be accelerated to, or faster than, the speed of light, regardless of how much energy is put into the system. As a constant force is applied on such an object, and hence work is done on the object, its speed does not appear to increase by the amount specified by the kinetic energy formula Ekinetic = 1/2 mv2. Instead, the energy provided to it continues to appear as mass, even as the rate of velocity increase nearly stops. The object's relativistic mass increases, in what is known as mass dilation. The relativistic mass of an object is expressed as a function of its speed relative to the speed of light.
As discussed more fully in mass in special relativity, the relativistic mass which appears associated with a single fast-moving object is an observer-dependent quantity, and the part of it which is associated with a single object's kinetic energy is just as observer-dependent as the kinetic energy itself. In this case, either one may be made to disappear entirely for single objects, by proper choice of the inertial frame. This choice is the frame in which the object is not moving. For this reason, mass in special relativity is usually chosen to be rest mass or invariant mass, which is a quantity which is not frame-dependent. In other words, there is no part of invariant mass for single objects which depends on kinetic energy, since this quantity is defined as the mass in the inertial frame where the object is not moving, and its kinetic energy is zero. In other interial frames, the equations for invariant mass correct for object speed, and thus again kinetic energy does not contribute to invariant mass.
In systems of objects by contrast, although a part of the invariant mass for systems of objects may depend on the kinetic energy of some of the objects in the system, this part of the mass is also constant, and not observer-dependent. This kinetic energy, unlike the case of single objects, cannot always be made to disappear by choice of observers, since for many systems there is no inertial frame where all objects are at rest. Thus, the best that can be done to minimize a system's mass is to pick an inertial frame in which kinetic energy is minimized-- but in that case, any residual minimal kinetic energy must be counted as part of the system's invariant mass. The invariant mass (or energy) of a system is defined as that total energy which is present in the particular inertial frame where the contribution of kinetic energy to the total energy of the system is minimized (the COM frame). The COM frame is chosen so that the momenta of objects in a system cancel, and add to zero, and this also minimizes the system's total kinetic energy. In other inertial frames where the system's objects are moving (on average) faster, the equations which define invariant mass correct for the increasing (and non-zero) momenta of the objects, and ensure that this quantity of invariant mass remains constant. Thus, some part of the kinetic energy of systems may contine to contribute a constant amount to the system's invariant energy and mass. However, this amount does not change, even when viewed from other inertial frames in which the kinetic energies of the various objects in systems may be very different

Friday, May 4, 2007

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

HAND OVER THE APPLESAUCE!

i cannot believe i have lived my entire life without the applesauce.

translation: i like to party.

rugged good looks? check.


OH AND I EAT APPLESAUCE!

for those of you needing a little jakiepoo...



auntie came to hang out with me on saturday, i was pretty happy about that!

when my mom was changing me i showed auntie how i have discovered my feet (advanced).

auntie really thought it was funny when i started to put my foot in my mouth.

later on, she made me giggle like crazy and she said she wanted to steal me. i don't blame her, i am pretty FANTASTIC!

Saturday, April 28, 2007

blue steel


woo hoo!


it's tiring being adorable.

Friday, April 27, 2007

i really love my uncle T.


his hair isn't this long anymore, but i still think he's pretty cool.


check my sweater vest, it's awesome.


bouncing!

you ready?


admit it, they are burning a little bit.


yes, i am crazy.


so here is a photo from jake's first christmas.


he was only a few days old but that didn't stop his mom and his auntie from putting him in a santa suit.


he's pretty much pissed about it.



I LOVE YOU EASTER BUNNY!

















you will fall under my spell.

breaking hearts since 2006.

Lover of Superman, Hulk, Wolverine, dancing, and my Auntie ;).