talk to the hand

I WISH THE PAPARAZZI WOULD JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

halloween

so i was a spider and then later i was a bee.

double dose of cute.

big day at mom's school

so, as if the excitment of boston and the parade wasn't enough, the next day auntie and uncle t came and picked me up at auntie karen's and brought me to mom's school.

i was a hit.

i am SO happy!

I LOVE IT WHEN I GET TO GO TO THE COMMONS WITH MOM & DAD!

WHOOOPEEEE!

more parade day pics

my big day in the city

so, my auntie convinced mom & dad to play hooky and take me to the RED SOX WORLD CHAMPIONS PARADE!

my uncle drove one of the duckboats, and he captured this pic.

yes, it's blurry, but look at me! my auntie is the nutbag with the videocamera (oh yes, about 6 hours of footage of yours truly was taken), and my mom is right in front of me, waving at my uncle t!!!

hello

coming soon

no photographic evidence as of yet, but i will tell you now that i do have one or two front teeth coming in.

just prepare yourselves.

bring it.

toe jam puppet band

i went to toe jam puppet band a few weeks ago with my mom, my uncle T, and my auntie (who is just getting around to posting these pics now, hellooooo auntie!? what is taking you so long???).

my smile melts hearts

so i am told.

ok

so i was fast asleep in my new super luxury car seat (not so new, but sort of now that i am a big boy) and uncle T slammed the car door by accident...i woke right up but yeah, i was ready for a movie shoot. i gave my all to auntie because she really seems to like me.

stay tuned all the way thru, because i get pretty damn cute towards the end.

once again, mom, i would like to model

a toothpaste model possibly?

waving

i figured out how to get a rise out of everyone around here, i just open and close my hand in their direction while simultaneously smiling...it seems to make them very happy. huh, doesn't take much to please around here.

i love my nana and grandpy

so, i got to hang with my nana and grandpy for a few weeks.

grandpy is already at home, so i'd like to give him a big jakiepoo shout out- HI GRANDPY! I LOVE YOU AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

in the meantime, nana is still here. she is spoiling me like crazy, taking me for cruises in my car and playing with me non-stop.

shoutout to nana- NANA YOU NEED TO GET ON A PLANE SOON SO I CAN SEE YOU ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

my handsomeness is progressing nicely.

and i keep going

i have been in kahootz with auntie, trying to get her to convince my mama that i need to model, but so far no luck.

i even got auntie to buy me these awesome sunglasses, thinking there was NO WAY i would be denied my calling in these, but nope, no go.

the cute motherload

oh yes, i struck gold with these and i knew it ! eyes were practically melting all over buzzard's bay, but i just kept going.

so mom and auntie do this thing

where they take me to this weird big store, with generally pretty awesome music, where they shop and shop and shop and hi-five and kiss me and swing me around and pretend to drop me and then they tickle me and then if i cry i get fed and then they shop more and then they finally get tired after like 3 hours unless of course they got dunkin donuts fresh brewed quicalicious ice tea in which case it's like 4 hours before they stop.

so in the middle of this whirlwind, auntie takes a picture.

I LOVE IT AT SAVERS!

i've got a way with the ladies

come here often?

hola

hola mi amigos!

i will let you in on a little secret

while i am at "daycare", i am actually learning how to fly a helicopter.

what my folks don't realize is that i have have been enrolled in a secret program for the specially gifted.

here i have learned to pilot a helicopter, swim in a pool, and speak 45 languages.

i am counting the days until nana and grampy visit

31 days until i get to see nana & grampy byam!!!

until then i will continue to practice my model looks and giant gummy smile.

i do have a little tiny bit of tooth coming thru, but i feel it will only enhance

my robert redford good looks.

i am cute, oh yes i am

so let's see, what has changed since i last checked in with you homies....

I AM TALL!

i really like plums, and my mom is surprised that i also like peas.


mom doesn't like vegetables at all, but my auntie does, so i must be getting


it from her!





i spent an afternoon at my auntie's store, and everyone LOVED me and said i was SO CUTE.


state the obvious why don't you.

I MEAN REALLY, HOW CUTE AM I?

i look so much like my mom in this picture, which is pretty good for me (don't get me wrong, my dad is also model handsome) yup, i'm advanced.

to sum it up, this is just getting plain embarrasing for other children of planet earth.

get ready jake fans of the world!

special thanks to mike and karen for this video....

hi again

sorry my auntie has been slacking with the updates but truthfully it is only because she is spending lots of time with me!

we hung out friday night while mom & dad went to an "end of school year" party.

so let's see...what did we do all night?

i talked to nana & grandpy on the videophone....that was pretty cool.

i got in my walker saucer, sped around the living room for a bit. buster and ginger better watch out because i can really motor in that thing.

played the piano, which i am pretty good at if i must say.

ended the night with a photoshoot with auntie in the mirror then i totally crashed from all the excitement (she couldn't get a non-fuzzy photo of us because she couldn't stop laughing at all of my model posing).

anyways, it was fun, i like auntie.

thank you mike for taking this great picture of me today (wearing my hat backwards gives me street cred)!

i really do not understand why i do not have an agent.

thank you mike!

special shout out to "uncle" mike and "auntie" karen for taking such good care of me during the day!

auntie can't figure out how to make these pictures full-size.
:(

this may win an award.

a BIG thank you to mike for sending me these pictures!!!

what are you looking at?

just chillin' with my dad.

hahaa. i know.

BEER!

a little dark, but i thought it was worth a view.

e=mc2....

A fast-moving object moving at near to the speed of light cannot be accelerated to, or faster than, the speed of light, regardless of how much energy is put into the system. As a constant force is applied on such an object, and hence work is done on the object, its speed does not appear to increase by the amount specified by the kinetic energy formula Ekinetic = 1/2 mv2. Instead, the energy provided to it continues to appear as mass, even as the rate of velocity increase nearly stops. The object's relativistic mass increases, in what is known as mass dilation. The relativistic mass of an object is expressed as a function of its speed relative to the speed of light.
As discussed more fully in mass in special relativity, the relativistic mass which appears associated with a single fast-moving object is an observer-dependent quantity, and the part of it which is associated with a single object's kinetic energy is just as observer-dependent as the kinetic energy itself. In this case, either one may be made to disappear entirely for single objects, by proper choice of the inertial frame. This choice is the frame in which the object is not moving. For this reason, mass in special relativity is usually chosen to be rest mass or invariant mass, which is a quantity which is not frame-dependent. In other words, there is no part of invariant mass for single objects which depends on kinetic energy, since this quantity is defined as the mass in the inertial frame where the object is not moving, and its kinetic energy is zero. In other interial frames, the equations for invariant mass correct for object speed, and thus again kinetic energy does not contribute to invariant mass.
In systems of objects by contrast, although a part of the invariant mass for systems of objects may depend on the kinetic energy of some of the objects in the system, this part of the mass is also constant, and not observer-dependent. This kinetic energy, unlike the case of single objects, cannot always be made to disappear by choice of observers, since for many systems there is no inertial frame where all objects are at rest. Thus, the best that can be done to minimize a system's mass is to pick an inertial frame in which kinetic energy is minimized-- but in that case, any residual minimal kinetic energy must be counted as part of the system's invariant mass. The invariant mass (or energy) of a system is defined as that total energy which is present in the particular inertial frame where the contribution of kinetic energy to the total energy of the system is minimized (the COM frame). The COM frame is chosen so that the momenta of objects in a system cancel, and add to zero, and this also minimizes the system's total kinetic energy. In other inertial frames where the system's objects are moving (on average) faster, the equations which define invariant mass correct for the increasing (and non-zero) momenta of the objects, and ensure that this quantity of invariant mass remains constant. Thus, some part of the kinetic energy of systems may contine to contribute a constant amount to the system's invariant energy and mass. However, this amount does not change, even when viewed from other inertial frames in which the kinetic energies of the various objects in systems may be very different

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